Orson and Orson’s Dad have been a comedy duo since Orson was a few minutes old. They have been writing, singing, bickering, and otherwise being nerds together since 1996.

Orson is a writer, vocalist, comedian, and amateur xenolinguist living in a small submarine off the coast of California. He was last seen ranting about giant squid sometime last March.

Orson’s dad is professional-grade grump who might or might not have asked Orson to write his bio for this page. We’ll see if it happens.